Guy seeks a girl

They say finding love is like searching for a missing sock in the dryer—you're not sure if it's lost or just hiding from you. I’m on a quest to unearth my soulmate, preferably one who appreciates my talent for binge-watching terrible reality TV while crafting gourmet instant ramen. I'm that guy who believes life is better with dad jokes and spontaneous debates over which pizza topping reigns supreme (spoiler: it’s pineapple).